A change

Now, as previously mentioned, I much prefer dresses to separates, due to the mortal dangers of muffin top. I would rather avoid death by this particular social and sartorial faux pas, but on this occasion I took the chance. The skirt is a Monsoon one, and use to hang beautifully from the hips. I still love it but it now comes with an added danger, even more deadly than muffin top...full exposure. Thank god it happened as I stepped out of my friend's car in our car park and not as I sauntered past that wildebeest of a man Max Clifford, as he climbed into his ridiculously stupid and ostentatious car. Twat. So maybe the days are numbered for this one, or maybe I'll just pin it? FUTURE. UNKNOWN.